Friday, September 21, 2012

Trouble With The Curve - Review

Trouble With the Curve
(2012)
Runtime: 1 hr 51 min
Drama

Rated: PG-13 Language, sexual references, some thematic material and smoking and drinking

Director: Robert Lorenz
Writer: Randy Brown
Stars: Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams and John Goodman | See full cast and crew

Grade: B-

For decades Gus Lobel (Clint Eastwood) has been one of baseball's best scouts -- but now his age is catching up with him. Still, he refuses to be benched even though his bosses are questioning his judgment. Tasked with checking out the country's hottest batting prospect, Gus is forced to accept help from his daughter, Mickey (Amy Adams). Though they haven't spent time together in years, father and daughter make new discoveries about their shared past, which could change their future.
Clint Eastwood as a crusty, cranky, ornery, curmudgeon is something that the movie going public seems to have embraced. When he announced his retirement from feature films in 2008 following Grand Torino, he left us wanting more. Four years later and we have gotten what we wanted. Reviews so far have been mixed. This might be due to a little fallout from his 'Empty Chair' remarks (see clip below) which hasn't set well with the liberal Hollywood culture.
The 82-year-old Oscar winner walked the press gauntlet at the Westwood premiere of his latest film “Trouble With the Curve” — with 16 empty chairs right behind him. (Read more)
 But back to the movie...

Mr. Eastwood delivers a fine performance. John Goodman is in good form as usual. Amy Adams does an adequate job with the shallow script she has been given. Justin Timberlake is likeable and charming and has been given the responsibility of delivering the comic relief. I didn't however see any real chemistry between Timberlake and Adams. The performance by Matthew Lillard as Phillip Snyder seemed shallow, merely a caricature of the egotistic corporate jerk, of course the script gave him little to work with, but then again isn't that the art of  the actor to take a paper thin script and turn it into something believable.

Trouble With The Curves could have been a good family drama but I wouldn't take children to see it due to the extensive profanity, much of it the blasphemous type but also a few F-bombs. We all know someone, a family member, a neighbor or coworker whom we love that has a habit of using this peppery way of speaking, those that you are afraid to introduce to 'polite' company for fear of the language that might come out of their mouth, those that as they speak you want to cover your children's ears of simply keep children out of range from their voice. Such is Gus (Clint Eastwood), he swears like a sailor (with apologies to all honorable sailors who don't 'swear like a sailor'). In addition the character of Bo Gentry (Joe Massingill) the draft prospect, is a very poor roll model for children.
I am not a baseball fan but this movie is not really a baseball movie, so it didn't bore me in that respect, it is a family relations and romance drama. Trouble With The Curve is enjoyable but if the language will offend or bother you, then you may want to wait for a sanitized version to come out.
 Synopsis
Gus Lobel (Clint Eastwood) has been one of the best scouts in baseball for decades, but, despite his efforts to hide it, age is starting to catch up with him. Nevertheless, Gus—who can tell a pitch just by the crack of the bat—refuses to be benched for what could be the final innings of his career.

He may not have a choice. The front office of the Atlanta Braves is starting to question his judgment, especially with the country's hottest batting phenom on deck for the draft. The one person who might be able to help is also the one person Gus would never ask: his daughter, Mickey (Amy Adams), an associate at a high-powered Atlanta law firm whose drive and ambition has put her on the fast track to becoming partner. Mickey has never been close to her father, who was ill-equipped to be a single parent after the death of his wife. Even now, in the rare moments they share, he is too easily distracted by what Mickey assumes is his first love: the game.
Against her better judgment, and over Gus's objections, Mickey joins him on his latest scouting trip to North Carolina, jeopardizing her own career to save his. Forced to spend time together for the first time in years, each makes new discoveries—revealing long-held truths about their past and present that could change their future.
The film also stars Justin Timberlake as Johnny Flanagan, a rival scout who has his sights on a career in the announcer's booth…and has eyes for Mickey. Rounding out the main cast are John Goodman as Gus's old friend and boss, Pete Klein; Robert Patrick as the Atlanta Braves General Manager Vince Freeman; Matthew Lillard as Phillip Snyder, the Braves' associate director of scouting; Scott Eastwood as Billy Clark, one of Gus's discoveries, who's now in a slump; and newcomer Joe Massingill as young batting phenom Bo Gentry, who's emerged as the Major League's hottest young prospect. Also in the cast are Ed Lauter, Chelcie Ross, Ray Anthony Thomas, George Wyner, James Patrick Freetly, Bob Gunton and Jack Gilpin.

Trouble with the Curve will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.
Cast
Clint Eastwwood          Amy Adams      Justin Timberlake
Gus                                  Mickey                            Johnny
Pete Klein                     Phillip Sanderson
 Joe Massingill          Jay Galloway
Bo Gentry                         Rigo Sanchez

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Hit and Run - Review


Hit and Run

(2012)
Action | Comedy | Romance
100 min.

Rated: R

Directors: David Palmer, Dax Shepard
Writer: Dax Shepard (screenplay)
Stars: Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell and Bradley Cooper | See full cast and crew

Grade: D-

Former getaway driver Charlie Bronson jeopardizes his Witness Protection Plan identity in order to help his girlfriend get to Los Angeles. The feds and Charlie's former gang chase them on the road.




Hit and Run is a comedy about a young couple (Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard) that risks it all when they leave their small town life and embark on a road trip that may lead them towards the opportunity of a lifetime. Their fast-paced road trip grows awkwardly complicated and hilarious when they are chased by a friend from the past (Bradley Cooper), a federal marshal (Tom Arnold) and a band of misfits. -- (C) Open Road 
I initially had no intention of seeing this film, having seen the trailer in the theaters, but on the recommendation of a reader of the blog who said she laughed herself sick, I decided to see and review it. Unfortunately, this is one of those times that I should have trusted my first instincts.

I can't honestly write a complete review since this is one of the few films I have ever walked out on. I truly would rather have been almost anywhere but siting in that theater seat. It is taste-free, rude, crude, crass and one of the most profanity laden films I have seen in recent memory. There were more 'F' bombs in the 35 minuets I suffered through (when I finally was driven from the theater), than in three of four average R rated films combined. That is not my idea of entertainment, furthermore it is not something I want to condone and encourage by paying for it. The obscene language and vulgarity rendered the entire film humorless. Admittedly there were a couple of clever lines but they were completely wasted due to the overwhelming sleaze factor. I'm sure the parents of all those involved in this trashy film are so proud of how their little boys and girls have grown up.

All the characters are self indulgent, reprobates with no redeeming qualities, people I could have no sympathy for, certainly people I would have no desire to sit down and have lunch with, I wouldn't even want to have a conversation with any of them, much less to hang out with them, I couldn't even spend an hour and forty minuets with them in the theater. Certainly I could not in good conscience recommend anyone else do so.

The trailer is a bit of bait and switch in that it's language and pictures have been sanitized. It looks like a harmless, quirky comedy. In the trailer they break in to a motel room and you see some old people in their underwear, but in the film the 'senior swingers' are naked and you are treated to the full frontal nudity of a 70 yr. old man...EEOU! 

 Cast
Dax Shepard           Kristen Bell
Yul Perkins                        Annie Bean
a.k.a.Charley Bronson                                        
Tom Arnold          Kristin Chenoweth       Bradley Cooper
Randy Anderson               Debbie Kreeger                              Alex

Friday, September 14, 2012

Resident Evil 5: Retribution - Review

Resident Evil 5: Retribution 
(2012)

Action | Horror | Sci-Fi 
95 min

Rated: PG-13

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson

Writer: Paul W.S. Anderson

Stars: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Michelle Rodriguez | See full cast and crew

Grade: D+

Alice fights alongside a resistance movement in the continuing battle against the Umbrella Corporation and the undead.

The Umbrella Corporation's deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race's last and only hope, Alice (Milla Jovovich), awakens in the heart of Umbrella's most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven, Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo to New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Aided by newfound allies and familiar friends, Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of oblivion. The countdown has begun.
-- (C) Sony


The best Horror films are the ones that could actually happen...that's what makes them scary. The best Si-Fi films are the ones that could actually happen...that's what makes them intriguing and maybe scary too. The best Action Films are the ones that are believable...that's what makes the hero heroic. Does this film score on any of these elements...NO, NO, and a resounding NO! Nothing about this film is believable.
Perhaps it's that I was never into video games...but oh my goodness! There have been 5 episodes in this franchise and another is already on the way. REALLY? What an absolute waste of time. This has got to be one of the stupidest films I've seen recently. 

The opening sequence was about the only creative and the least bit interesting scene in this entirely odious little movie. It wasn't five minutes past the opening credits and I wanted to go home. The acting, if one could call it that, was abysmal, a particular standout in that category was Jil Valentine (Sienna Guillory)...aye aye aye! I've seen better in high school productions. And the supposedly femme fatale, Alice (Milla Jovovich), who can even focus on her physical charms when her over-acting 'tough guy' character is so overwhelming. Ada Wong's (Li Bingbing) costume...ugh, were the costume really designed by teenage-boy video-game geeks? And let us not forget the parallel character relationship from Aliens (1986) Ellen Ripley & Rebecca 'Newt' Jordan, aka Alice & Becky (Adryana Engineer).
If this genre is your 'brand' of entertainment, enjoy, otherwise you may be more satisfied sitting at home watching the dryer.

Spoiler Alert
The Plot
Courtesy of Wikipedia

Following where the previous film left off, Alice (Milla Jovovich) and the others on Umbrella Corporation's Arcadia freighter are being attacked by a fleet of airships led by Alice's former ally Jill Valentine (Sienna Guillory), who is being mind-controlled by Umbrella through a red scarab device attached to her chest. Alice shoots one down and it crashes on to the ship, knocking her in to the water, unconscious.
Taking place in what seems to be an alternate reality, Alice is living as a suburban housewife with her husband Carlos Olivera (Oded Fehr) and deaf daughter Becky (Aryana Engineer), although this peace is disrupted when zombies attack and kill Carlos. Alice and Becky escape to the streets and are rescued by Rain Ocampo (Michelle Rodriguez), who lets them board her car. As the three escape, they are hit by a truck, knocking Rain unconscious while Alice and Becky escape; Alice runs and is attacked by a zombie Carlos.
Suddenly, the real Alice awakens in Umbrella, after being captured after the earlier fight in Arcadia. Jill appears and interrogates Alice, demanding who Alice is working for, while Alice begs Jill to remember her true identity. The power unexpectedly goes out, and when the power comes back on, Alice has escaped from her cell. Jill orders for a laser grid to chase Alice down the end of the hallway and through a door, which leads to the Toyko city landscape, identical to the previous film's opening scene, where she battles a horde of zombies that include Japan's patient zero (Mika Nakashima), before fleeing through a door that leads back to Umbrella headquarters. Finding many dead Umbrella operatives, Alice encounters Ada Wong (Li Bingbing), who she recognizes as the associate of her enemy, Albert Wesker (Shawn Roberts), who has survived the events of the previous film. Ada explains that she and Wesker no longer work for Umbrella. Wesker, who seems to have redeemed himself, reveals to Alice that he shut off the power, and plans to rescue her from the Umbrella facility, which is being controlled by the supercomputer Red Queen (Megan Charpentier and Ave Merson-O'Brian), in order to save what's left of mankind. Ada also reveals that the facility is underwater underneath ice, and that it serves as a testing ground for experiments, hence the formation of numerous replicas of cities, as well as numerous clones. Additionally, Wesker has organized a team of freelance operatives to infiltrate the facility and help Alice and Ada escape, including Leon S. Kennedy (Johann Urb), Barry Burton (Kevin Durand), and Luther West (Boris Kodjoe), Alice's ally from the previous film.
Leon's team plants explosives near the entrance of the facility that would detonate in two hours and trap anybody still inside. The group plans to meet up with Alice and Ada in the simulated Raccoon City suburbia, identical to the one in Alice's flashback. Alice and Ada walk through the simulate of New York City, where they defeat two Axemen. The two manage to enter the Moscow simulation where they could meet up with Leon, however they escape to the Raccoon City suburbia after an encounter with more intelligence and heavy artillery. In the suburban arena, the two find Becky, as well as Jill and her mercenaries, consisting of clones of Alice's deceased allies: Rain, Carlos and James "One" Shade (Colin Salmon). A shoot-out occurs, resulting in Ada being captured and Alice and Becky escaping. Alice and Becky run into the "good" Rain (the one encountered in the Alice's dream), and head back to Moscow, where they meet up with Leon's team. The group escapes the intelligent zombies, and reach an elevator that leads them to submarines that could help them escape, although it shuts off. An enormous licker appears, with it capturing Becky and killing "good" Rain. The group pursue the Licker, where they encounter Jill's group; another battle ensues, in which Barry is killed in the process. Alice manages to rescue Becky, and rejoins Leon and Luther as the detonation occurs. The explosion results in the flooding of the facility and the deaths of One and Carlos.
The group reaches the surface, however they are met with a submarine, where Jill, "bad" Rain and a captured Ada emerge from. With orders from the Red Queen to kill Alice, Jill battles Alice while Rain, injecting herself with the Las Plagas parasite that gives her strength and apparent invincibility, fights Leon and Luther, killing the latter. Alice manages to remove and destroy the scarab device from Jill, returning her back to normal. Alice joins Leon in fighting Rain; she notices there are zombies from the facility swimming up to the ice. She shoots the ice where Rain is standing and she falls in the water, leaving her fate to the zombies. Alice, Ada, Becky, Leon and Jill, who is no longer being controlled by the Red Queen, travel to Wesker's base: the heavily barricaded and guarded White House. Wesker injects her with the T-virus in order to return her former superhuman powers, in order to enact his plan and that she is responsible for saving the remaining humans from extinction once and for all.
Cast

Alice                  Jill Valentine
 Li Bingbing           Michelle Rodriguez
Ada Wong                             Rain
 Johann Urb               Boris Kodjoe
Leon S. Kennedy                   Luther West
 Aryana Engineer
Becky