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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

The Revenant - Movie Review


The Revenant 
8 January 2016
2 hr 36 min
Rated: R | Common Senses Media says: Parents need to know that The Revenant is a revenge Western full of brutal, punishing violence. The main character (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) overcomes crippling wounds, hunger, cold, and pain to find the man who killed his son; he's often shown in great agony. Characters are also shot with arrows and guns, mauled by bears, and fall over cliffs. Blood, gore, and wounds are shown, as are dead bodies (both human and animal). A woman is raped. Language is also very strong, with uses of "f--k," "s--t," and more. There's a brief moment of full-frontal male nudity and some whisky drinking is shown.
Grade: D+ 

Director: (as Alejandro G. Iñárritu)
Writers: (screenplay), (screenplay) (as Alejandro G. Iñárritu) , Michael Punke (based in part on the novel by)
Stars: , , |

Inspired by true events, THE REVENANT is an immersive and visceral cinematic experience capturing one man’s epic adventure of survival and the extraordinary power of the human spirit. In an expedition of the uncharted American wilderness, legendary explorer Hugh Glass (Leonardo DiCaprio) is brutally attacked by a bear and left for dead by members of his own hunting team. In a quest to survive, Glass endures unimaginable grief as well as the betrayal of his confidant John Fitzgerald (Tom Hardy). Guided by sheer will and the love of his family, Glass must navigate a vicious winter in a relentless pursuit to live and find redemption. THE REVENANT is directed and co-written by renowned filmmaker, Academy Award® winner Alejandro G. Iñárritu (Birdman, Babel).

I found this film to be a torturous, self indulgent, masturbatory, vehicle to showcase the increasingly tiresome over-acting of the grandiosely overrated Leonardo DiCaprio. I know, a lot of people are enamored by this "actor" but I couldn't wait for the excruciating experience to end.

The cinematography by Emmanuel Lubezki, this revenge Western isn't terrible, but its grandiose treatment is dulled by a dull, flat story. Lubezki's previous work includes The Tree of Life, Gravity, and Birdman (3 other dull, tedious, vacuous films) -- his work behind the camera gives THE REVENANT a fully immersive, dimensional look, with impressive long takes and striking sense of physical realism.


Initially, it's easy to be carried away by the visual spectacle but is all too soon apparent that Oscar-winning director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu really doesn't have anything enthralling to say here, and the drudgery of sacrificing 2 hours and 36 minutes becomes as cold a reality as the settings of the film. It is simply a long attempt to add weight and profundity to an uninteresting pulp Western. Some of the story turns are so predictable and insufferably familiar, the supporting characters are thin stereotypes, i.e. Tom Hardy. 
Watching the cast trudge through icy water when a step to the left or right could have left them with dry boots and feet in their frozen surroundings, what sensible person out in the ice and snow would deliberately get their feet soaked when it is necessary, sheer stupidity on the part of the director. 


Would someone, please, tell me how many times must we be subjected to Leonardo DiCaprio's 30 foot high, pitiful, scared and bloody face, looking sad, cold, pensive, and revengeful? Cutting or even shortening some of his close-ups could have cut 30 minuets off of the relentless boredom of this film and when you add in such a high level of sheer brutality The Revenant leaves a very strong aftertaste of unpleasantness.
Behind the Scenes


The Cast
          
    Hugh Glass                  John Fitzgerald

      Bridger                Captain Andrew Henry                   Hawk     

Friday, August 9, 2013

We're The Millers
(2013 - August 7)
Comedy | Crime
1 hr. 50 min.
Rated: R This is a "Hard R" trashy comedy, with extremely crude sexual content with graphic sexual references and repetitive jokes centered on genitalia and sex acts; sexually charged scenes, raunchy conversations; half naked women and brief graphic nudity; pervasive language, expect lots of swearing ("f--k," "s--t," and much, much more);  The entire plot is based on sexual perversions and the humor of drug smuggling.
Grade: D-
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writers: Bob Fisher (screenplay), Steve Faber (screenplay), 4 more credits
Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Roberts | See full cast and crew

David Burke (Jason Sudeikis) is a small-time pot dealer whose clientele includes chefs and soccer moms, but no kids-after all, he has his scruples. So what could go wrong? Plenty. Preferring to keep a low profile for obvious reasons, he learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished when he tries to help out some local teens and winds up getting jumped by a trio of gutter punks. Stealing his stash and his cash, they leave him in major debt to his supplier, Brad (Ed Helms). In order to wipe the slate clean-and maintain a clean bill of health-David must now become a big-time drug smuggler by bringing Brad's latest shipment in from Mexico. Twisting the arms of his neighbors, cynical stripper Rose (Jennifer Aniston) and wannabe customer Kenny (Will Poulter), and the tatted-and-pierced streetwise teen Casey (Emma Roberts), he devises a foolproof plan. One fake wife, two pretend kids and a huge, shiny RV later, the "Millers" are headed south of the border for a Fourth of July weekend that is sure to end with a bang. (c) WB

I reviewed this film against my better judgement after being told it was very funny from start to finish and not nearly as bad language-wise as one would expect. 
True? NOT EVEN!
Below is the sanitized trailer followed by the RED BAND trailer.
If you are seriously planning on seeing this film you should watch the RED BAND trailer before you decide to waste your money.


This is a vile, almost humorless film that makes its living maligning societal values, justice, virtue, fairness, family, religious faith, honesty, fidelity, integrity, virginity.
Jennifer Aniston must be going through her Julie Andrews' breast baring phase...I must shed once and for any and all vestiges of a goodie goodie reputation that might be lingering in the shadows. Jason Sudeikis, what can be said, this is about what you would expect from an SNL grad. Emma Roberts, her dad Eric Roberts and aunt Julia Roberts must be so proud of her trashy performance (I jest but sadly, in actuallity, they probably are.)

The only glimmer of humor in this film comes from the 'family member' with the lowest billing, the 'son', the dork, the virgin (which is of course a negative quality, a indication of his stupidity, a flaw that must be eliminated), Will Poulter, a young British actor whom plays 'American' as flawlessly as Colin Farrell. His performance alone is enough to spare me giving the film an 'F' Grade. This movie is however, a far cry from his his performances as "Lee Carter" in Son of Rambow and "Eustace Scrubb" in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.






Sure there were a couple of chuckles, there are some chuckles in the American Pie and The Hangover movies too, but is that all you get from being dragged through the gutter for an hour and 50 minuets? The film and its attempts at humor are so foul that it renders the jokes predictable and offensive rather than funny.







The characters are stereotypes and shallow, the punchlines so obvious because it's the only way that a dirty joke can end. Director, Rawson Marshall Thurber makes his appearance, like a Hitchcock wanna be, as The Ultimate Border Guard and what can we say about the writing teams of Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, John Morris, who have in the past brought us such highbrow gems as Wedding Crashers (2005), Sex Drive (2008), Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) and Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)

Director Rawson Marshall Thurber as the ultimate border guard.

I can in no way recommend this film for anyone. It has no social redeeming value. It is to be avoided as if it were a Will Ferrell movie.

On the set with director Rawson Marshall Thurber
Cast
   David Clark                    Rose O'Reilly   
 Emma Roberts             Will Poulter     
    Casey Mathis                  Kenny Rossmore