Showing posts with label Chris Hemsworth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Hemsworth. Show all posts

Friday, November 23, 2012

Red Dawn - Review

Red Dawn
(2012 - November 21 )
Action
1 hr. 33 min.

Rated: PG-13 Sequences of intense war violence and action, and language
Grade: D+

Director: Dan Bradley
Writers: Carl Ellsworth (screenplay), Jeremy Passmore (screenplay),
Kevin Reynolds (1984 screenplay and story) John Milius (1984 screenplay)
Stars: Chris Hemsworth, Isabel Lucas and Josh Hutcherson | See full cast and crew

American city awakens to the surreal sight of foreign paratroopers dropping from the sky – shockingly, the U.S. has been invaded and their hometown is the initial target. Quickly and without warning, the citizens find themselves prisoners and their town under enemy occupation. Determined to fight back, a group of young patriots seek refuge in the surrounding woods, training and reorganizing themselves into a guerilla group of fighters. Taking inspiration from their high school mascot, they call themselves the Wolverines, banding together to protect one another, liberate their town from its captors, and take back their freedom.



This is a remake no one was asking for and no one needed. It takes a mediocre film, Red Dawn (1984) and remakes it into an even worse film, it does nothing to improve the original, except for the quality of the explosions. It fails on multiple levels; the nauseating hand held camera technique, the horrendously flawed new screenplay, awful directing and the generally abysmal acting.




This updated take on Red Dawn completed filming more than two years before its release, quite some time before Hemsworth became a god wielding his mighty hammer in Thor or before Hutcherson competed in The Hunger Games. 

Originally scheduled to be released on November 24, 2010, the film was shelved due to MGM's financial problems. While in post-production, the invading army was changed from Chinese to North Koreans in order to maintain access to China's huge and growing box office. In May of this year the Chinese Government (via front company, Dalian Wanda Group, China's biggest movie theater operator) bought AMC Entertainment, America's second largest theater chain, for $2.6 Billion. This is China's biggest takeover of an American company yet and makes Dalian Wanda the world's largest theater group. AMC's day-to-day operations will remain unchanged and Wanda will invest an additional $500 million to fund AMC's development. AMC's American management will remain in place and headquartered in the Kansas City area. The company employs some 18,500 people. It would be a gross understatement to imply that China is aware of the value that cinema can play in the world of propaganda. With Wanda's vast resources there is no question that this positions China to wield influence in what Hollywood produces in the future due to this new dominance in global film distribution. Perhaps the first incidence being the changing of the antagonists in Red Dawn from Chinese to North Koreans.


Anyway, back to Red Dawn. As I was saying these two, Hemsworth and Hutcherson, have a great deal of screen presence and their box-office appeal should draw in audiences of a particular age who will pay to see either of these men in anything, who will want to cheer for them in this patriotic pep rally, who might want to see them as a very different type of 'young warrior'. This remake might be passable for those excited by eye candy holding guns and clucking patriotic cheers, and explosions, but it is inferior to the original in virtually every aspect.

It is all too clear that neither Hemsworth's Thor like charm nor Hutcherson's wholesome boy next door attractiveness is able to rescue  this lame, feeble, clumsy material  and directing. The performances are underwhelming including the particularly egregious acting by Isabel Lucas as Erica, Matt's attractive yet personality-free girlfriend, but she certainly isn't the sole offender. Josh Peck is entirely unconvincing as the high school football hero quarterback. Jeffrey Dean Morgan and two other 40-something actors, show up for the final act as the Wolverines' experienced soldier backup, bringing a little weight to the cast but it is far too little and far too late.


Most remakes try to offer an inventive twist or a realistic updating or modernization from the original. This film, not so much,  here the filmmakers decided it was a good idea to digitally alter the invading army's nationality from Chinese to North Korean (as if they're saying all East Asians look alike),  and then they, not-so-subtly, kill off every cast member of color like in a stereotypical horror movie -- every black and Hispanic teen meets his or her demise, while most of the white kids survive. Then there were the added clips of Obama, Biden and Clinton which were absolutely nauseating, I caught myself hissing at the screen, but I digress. Anyway, in the typical liberal social relativism, so prevalent in Hollywood, we are to view 'The Wolverines' a.k.a. The People's Liberation Army as comparable to the Iraqi insurgents or the Viet Cong 'liberators' and 'freedom fighters'.


We are also asked to believe that a group of teenagers from Spokane, Washington can achieve what the entire US military can not, that the North Korean invaders are so invincible that they could occupy the USA, yet they are so easily defeated by one marine and the cast of Scooby-Doo which he has trained to be SEAL Team 6 in a matter of a few days, but let's not get into all the plot holes, it would take way too long to enumerate them all.

Is Red Dawn an apocalyptic story — not really, it's more a story about the fall of America, how 'her chickens have come home to roost'. Our current political leadership is dedicated  to seeing America knocked down a few pegs, to seeing our sovereignty relinquished to some kinder and gentler, wiser global entity like the United Nations. 
So, America is getting what it deserves for being a big bad bully, for growing greedy, soft and complacent from our ungodliness, liberalism and political correctness or from too much soy in our diet or whatever. Me, I place the blame on the ungodliness, liberalism and political correctness (although soy is also nasty, tofurkey for thanks giving diner or a big glass of soy milk with your pumpkin pie...I don't think so).



But back again once more to the movie, the fact still remains that there is no authenticity in this badly flawed film, just one example, a few minutes after their friends and comrades are killed in battle big bad principled marine Jed and his wannabe girlfriend drinking beer and flirting. 

In the original Red Dawn staring Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen there was an emotional connection that included actual conversations, but in this version the brotherly talks between Peck and Hemsworth are forced, disingenuous and virtually forgettable, in fact forgettable is an accurate descriptor for this absurd and  regrettable remake. 
Cast
  Chris Hemsworth         Josh Peck        
 Jed Eckert                    Matt Eckert
 Josh Hutcherson        Edwin Hodge   
Robert                                Danny
   Isabel Lucas         Adrianne Palicki
Erica                                Toni

Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Col. Andy Tanner 

Friday, June 1, 2012

Snow White and the Huntsman - Review

A creative take on one of the Brothers Grimm's favorite Fairytales.

Snow White and the Huntsman

PG-13 
Run time: 127 minutes
Director: 
Writers: 
    Evan Daugherty (screenplay and screen story),
    John Lee Hancock (screenplay),
    Hossein Amini (screenplay) 
Rating: B-
 In this revisionist twist on the well known fairy tale, the Huntsman originally ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed, is sent into the woods to retrieve the escaped princess and winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen.

If you are looking for a sweet fairy tale adaptation, this one is definitely not for you and don’t take your tiny tots or young children. If you don’t mind some action, dark magic, beautiful scenery and costumes or some ominous twists to the original tale, Snow White And The Huntsman just might be your cup of tea.  
The Grimms collected and published 211 stories, but most of us remember tales like "Hansel and Gretel", "Rapunzel", "Cinderella", and "Rumpelstiltskin" that were glorified by making them into cartoons.  Some that are not so popular with children include "The Girl Without Hands" that deals with making a deal with the Devil and "Godfather Death" involving cheating Death, both of which are even today not conducive to reciting to youngsters.


Once upon a time in a land far away... a young Snow White (Raffey Cassidy) is nearing her teens when one day a strange army threatens the kingdom  of her father, King Magnus (Noah Huntley). The intruders are quickly defeated but a female slave, Ravenna (Charlize Theron), is found shackled in chains on the battlefield and taken back to the castle.  King Magnus falls instantly in love with the woman and they marry the very next day.
Snow White is orphaned early after the death of her father by the hands of her new step-mother. Queen Ravenna , the dark witch who devours all the beauty in the world and destroys one kingdom after another, spells doom on Snow White’s kingdom as well. Young Snow White's childhood friend Prince William (Sam Claflin) and his father escape while is made a prisoner in her own castle and the queen who indulges in sucking out the youth and beauty from all the beautiful girls and the strength from the hearts of the boys.
“Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all…” One day, the Queen asks the mirror this same old question; only this time, the answer is not the “Queen”, but “Snow White”. Shocked, scared and outraged, she orders her brother Finn, (Sam Spruell, more like her lackey), to bring Snow White to her instantly so she can insure her immortality by taking Snow White's beating heart. Now a young woman, Snow White (Kristen Stewart), guided by a bird that she rescued as a child, escapes his clutches and a frantic chase to capture her follows as she flees into the dark forest.
The only person who can retrieve her is the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) but when he discovers he has been betrayed reluctantly switches his loyalty to Snow White. Will Snow White ever be able to vanquish the darkness? Can she defeat the Queen? Will the kingdom rejoice again? Well, of course you know the answers to these questions, yet, watch the movie to see how it all happens; it is indeed a visual treat.
The film's major problem is that it lacks focus. The recent Mirror Mirror, a disappointing adaptation, was at least consistent in its approach. Critics have enthusiastically praised Snow White and the Huntsman's visuals and fairy-tale atmosphere, while condemning its length and lack of dramatic cohesiveness. It is director Rupert Sanders first foray into feature-films, his previous directing experience has been primarily in commercials.







This Brothers Grimm fairytale is a patchwork of fantasy fare new and old. There's a little Lord Of The Rings here (sweeping shots of people walking over mountain vistas); a little Narnia there (fantastical creatures frolicking and gamboling in the woods); a little John Carter/Wrath of the Titans (mythical monster trolls); ( a lot of stern-faced Shakespearean style thespian-ing (Sire this and my liege that); not to mention a little Joan of Arc. The one thing that it doesn't have is an identity of its own: is it a Fairy Tale of magic, a Gothic romance, action, sword and sorcery or Hammer horror film, everything about it feels lifted from some other and often superior product.
When the mirror tells the queen she is no longer the fairest of them all, you know he is just picking a fight. Kristen Stewart is more beautiful than Charlize Theron, Really?
Didn't her critics in the Twilight series say it was implausible that the Edward and Jacob could find any reason to fight over such a dull and 'plain Jane' Bella? The comparisons of her Snow White and Bella were inevitable. 
Forrest Spirit necklace
The movie never skimps on visual effects, from monsters made of glass shards to an hallucinatory and foreboding dark forest (although one moment featuring a multi-antlered white stag is said to be such a rip-off of the Forest Spirit from Hayao Miyazaki’s animated film Princess Mononoke that Studio Ghibli should sue) but the characterizations are almost never as interesting as Colleen Atwood’s costumes, which are amazing to the point of distraction.











Charlize Theron is the anchor in this film. She is perfectly evil and as the re-envisioning nemesis of Snow White, a shape-changing queen loosely inspired on Elizabeth Báthory, the 16th-17th-century Hungarian aristocrat known as the “Blood Countess” for bathing in the blood of virginal young women as a means of preserving her youth. Ravenna bathes in a milk-like substance and not blood like her real-world analogue, but she does the next worst thing: A vampire in all but name, Ravenna sucks the life-force out of her female victims to retain her youthful appearance.



 The castle though impressive is way out of scale for stone construction.







There are 8 dwarfs, not 7 but 8 (none of which are actually dwarfs, or little people), among which are some very well known actors - Ian McShane (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides), Bob Hoskins (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?), Ray Winstone (The Departed), Toby Jones (Captain America: The First Avenger), Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead) and Eddie Marsan (Sherlock Holmes).
For reference, Frost is on the far left, Jones is the shortest and 3rd from the left, McShane is 4th from left, Hoskins if 3rd from the right and Marsan is the 2nd from the right.
I really wanted to love this film but alas, the flaws are too many. It is very ambitious and succeeds at times but it seems so uneven and sluggish at times. The best I can say it that it is OK. I think it deserves bonus points for it's sometimes successful originality and often stunning special effects and visuals.