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Friday, July 12, 2013

Grown Ups 2 - Review

Grown Ups 2
(2013 - July 11)
Comedy
1 hr. 41 min.

Rated: PG-13  Crude, sophomoric sequel, strong language, lewd and suggestive content including rude and sexist bathroom humor and some male rear nudity Read more
Grade: D+

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writers: Fred Wolf, Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy
Stars: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock | See full cast and crew

The all-star comedy cast from "Grown Ups" returns (with some exciting new additions) for more summertime laughs. Lenny (Adam Sandler) after moving his family back home to the small town where he and his friends grew up, Lenny finds out that between old bullies, new bullies, schizo bus drivers, drunk cops on skis, and 400 costumed party crashers that sometimes crazy follows you.



I had serious reservations about this film before heading to the theater, in fact how bad is this going to be...my expectations were realized if not surpassed.





This movies predecessor Grown Ups was described by critics as a lazy, lowbrow effort from a talented group of people who should have known better. Now we have the sequel, Grown Ups 2, and the critics are being even less flattering, this followup is called a mean-spirited, scatological, phoned-in bore, and I have little reason to disagree with the general consensus.





It's the last day of school in the small New England town where Lenny (Adam Sandler) and his buddies (Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade) grew up and have now returned to as (so they say) adults, family men. They reminisce about the glory days of their youth, get into trouble with a group of frat boys led by Andy (Taylor Lautner), and throw a raging 1980s-themed kegger.
Grown Ups 2 is a lazy and lame attempt to create a franchise, it is a stunningly inept, indifferently-crafted film relying on broad, tired, tossed-off gags from and enormously talented cast that barely manages to evoke a chuckle.
Expect more of the same gags and jokes that were old and unfunny when in Grown Ups, there is nothing new here. In its hour and forty-one minuet running time I did manage a few smiles and one maybe to chuckles. It's third-grade humor may appeal to kids and the mush filled skulls of college freshmen, or perhaps those that find Will Farrell movies wildly funny. It isn't good news for an Adam Sandler comedy when Taylor Lautner is one of the best things you have going for you.

Grown Ups 2 again boasts a very talented cast, not only the headliner stars but an impressive assortment of supporting players and cameo performances. A bit of cast trivia: Maya Rudolph, Deanna McKinzie, is the daughter of the late singer Minnie Ripperton; Oliver Hudson, Kyle the aerobics instructor is the son of Goldie Hawn; Patrick Schwarzenegger, Frat Boy Cooper, is the son of Maria Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger; Adam Sandler's wife and daughters, Jackie, Sadie and Sunny Sandler, play Principal Tardio's wife and children; Shaquille O'Neal, Officer Fluzoo, is a former NBA World Champion; Chris Rock, Kurt McKenzie, was raised in the New York ghetto neighborhood of Bedford-Stuyvesant; Steve Austin, Tommy Cavanaugh, is a former WWF, and WWE Champion known as 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin; and more than a dozen of the cast of Grown Ups 2 are current or former Saturday Night Live cast members.

Looking for positives, at least they avoided the repetitive use of the 'F' bomb so prevalent in this particular genre of film, kudos for that. The film will for anyone who lived through the 80s dredge up a lot of nostalgic memories during the 80s themed costume party. Costumer, Ellen Lutter, has done an incredible job resurrecting scores of actors, singers and celebrities you will recognize from that unique and distinctive decade. The 80s party scene offered a tad of redemption for the wasted 101 minuets that Adam Sandler and friends stole from my life.  

Shaq and Alexander Ludwig on the set.
Cast
   Adam Sandler           Chris Rock     
   Lenny Feder                  Kurt McKenzie
    Kevin James            David Spade  
     Eric Lamonsoff                 Marcus Higgins   
    Salma Hayek            Maya Rudolph             Maria Bello      
    Roxanne Chase-Feder         Deanne McKenzie              Sally Lamonsoff       
      Taylor Lautner       Alexander Ludwig  
    Frat Boy Andy                         Braden        

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 - Review

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
(2012)Adventure | Drama | Fantasy
1 hr. 55 min.

Rated: PG-13 sequences of violence including disturbing images, some sensuality and partial nudity See all certifications

Grade: C-

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.





Ok, this is the first of the Twilight Series that I have seen. I had never been interested in the books or the movies. Now, having seen the final film I feel vindicated in my choice to avoid this franchise. This is little more than a big budget production of a vacuous soap opera-chick flick. About as intriguing and gripping as watching your garden grow. I would almost rather see Lincoln again...almost but not quite, most assuredly a nap would be preferable. The two films do have something in common, they both have a lot of the same flaws, bad screenplay, over acting, distracting costumes, obvious and annoying makeup and both of them boring with a definite lack of anything interesting to say. I kept checking my watch at both films.
I am obviously in the minority here, this franchise has made a lot of money and this episode is probably going to be the biggest box office success of the franchise. However, financial success is no guarantor of quality.

Plot

After being brought back from near-death by Edward after childbirth, Bella begins her new life as a vampire and mother to their daughter, Renesmee. But when Irina, a member of the Denali coven, mistakenly reports Renesmee as a human infant who has been bitten and transformed into a vampire to the Volturi, they set out to battle and destroy the Cullens for breaking vampire law. To prove their innocence, the Cullens gather foreign vampire clans, including the Denali, the Amazonian, the Egyptian, the Irish, and Romanian covens, and also European and American nomads, to stand as their witnesses to the Volturi, who have ulterior motives for battling the Cullens. With their allies and the Quileute wolf pack, the Cullens defend themselves against the Volturi.
Cast
 Edward Cullen                 Bella Swan                  Jacob Black 
 Esme Clullen              Dr. Carlisle Cullen                Alice Cullen  
      Kellan Lutz        Jackson Rathbone           Nikki Reed   
  Emmett Cullen               Jasper Hale                   Rosalie Hale
 Billy Burke           Chaske Spencer         Mackenzie Foy
Charlie Swan                    Sam Uley                         Renesmee    
   Caius                              Irina                                Marcus
Aro