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Monday, March 17, 2014

The Legend of Hercules - Movie Review

The Legend of Hercules
2014 - January 10
Action | Adventure
1 hr. 38 min.
Rated: PG-13 Violence, Some Sensuality and Intense Combat Action. Common Sense Media says Pause for kids 13 & under. Read more
Grade: C-
Director: Renny Harlin
Writers: Sean Hood, Daniel Giat, Renny Harlin, Giulio Steve 
Stars: Kellan Lutz, Gaia Weiss, Scott Adkins | See full cast and crew

In the epic origin story THE LEGEND OF HERCULES, Kellan Lutz stars as the mythical Greek hero – the son of Zeus, a half-god, half-man blessed with extraordinary strength. Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom. Through harrowing battles and gladiator-arena death matches, Hercules embarks on a legendary odyssey to overthrow the King and restore peace to the land.
Another sword and sandals melodrama. Visually compelling buy not much content.


In ancient Greek theater they held competitions where all the playwrights staged plays on the same subject. Everyone already knew the story and how it ended the only difference was the route the playwright took to get to the well known end. Some became classics still performed today, but you have to suspect there were some that were a far cry from classic. This film's telling is one of those forgettable entries. It's not a really truly awful movie but there's nothing noteworthy either.

Remarkably, Kellan Lutz' acting as Hercules is not the worst of the cast, although he doesn't do himself any favors when he opens his mouth either. Scott Adkins as King Amphitryon and Liam Garrigan as Iphiclies are guilty of some classic 'bad guy' over acting. Finish director Renny Harlin has rounded up a support team that has done a admirable job. 
The sets, costumes and CGI panoramas are quite respectable. Unfortunately, the story and dialogue is not. I saw the 3-D version, I don't think it added that much to the experience and the fast then slow movements during the warrior fight sequences (popularized by Zack Snyder) became distracting and tedious.


The Legend of Hercules is a straight-forward retelling of origins of Hercules and how he became the legend that he was.
The story starts before Hercules is born with the showdown in Argos between King Amphitryon and the champion from the city he's invading, after a brief and decisive battle, Amphitryon is victorious. Fast forward a couple of decades and we find Queen Alcmene, his unsatisfied wife, turning to the Gods to avenge her forced, unwanted, miserable marriage. Hera promises her a son to be born by the Gods. The Queen's gift from the Gods, however, infuriates King Amphitryon, and in time fuels  Hercules' competitive brother Iphicles to cruel and vindictive jealousy. 

As he matures Hercules (Lutz) cuts a strapping figure of a man, who spends his time frolicking with Hebe, the fetching Princess of Crete, usually without his shirt in order to impress and entice her. The jealous Iphicles, true heir to the throne, has his own designs on Hebe and conspires to take Hercules out of the picture by getting the King to send Hercules of to war and almost certain death in Egypt. Well, you can figure out how it all ends. But at some point you begin to feel like you're watching something seen before.


If you were to take a screen capture at any point in the film you'd be hard pressed to distinguish it from 300, The Immortals, Gladiator, Pompeii, Clash of the Titans, Troy or any number of recent and not so recent sword and sandal 'epics'.


If gladiator/sword and sandal costume sagas are your thing, Hercules is little more than a guilty pleasure. Although it's based on a classic, a classic it's not. At least it's not laced with gratuitous sex, nudity or profanities, so it is a movie that you can take the family to see.



Cast
             
  Hercules                             Hebe      
 
                    
King Amphitryon          Queen Alcmene                       Iphicles        

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 - Review

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
(2012)Adventure | Drama | Fantasy
1 hr. 55 min.

Rated: PG-13 sequences of violence including disturbing images, some sensuality and partial nudity See all certifications

Grade: C-

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.





Ok, this is the first of the Twilight Series that I have seen. I had never been interested in the books or the movies. Now, having seen the final film I feel vindicated in my choice to avoid this franchise. This is little more than a big budget production of a vacuous soap opera-chick flick. About as intriguing and gripping as watching your garden grow. I would almost rather see Lincoln again...almost but not quite, most assuredly a nap would be preferable. The two films do have something in common, they both have a lot of the same flaws, bad screenplay, over acting, distracting costumes, obvious and annoying makeup and both of them boring with a definite lack of anything interesting to say. I kept checking my watch at both films.
I am obviously in the minority here, this franchise has made a lot of money and this episode is probably going to be the biggest box office success of the franchise. However, financial success is no guarantor of quality.

Plot

After being brought back from near-death by Edward after childbirth, Bella begins her new life as a vampire and mother to their daughter, Renesmee. But when Irina, a member of the Denali coven, mistakenly reports Renesmee as a human infant who has been bitten and transformed into a vampire to the Volturi, they set out to battle and destroy the Cullens for breaking vampire law. To prove their innocence, the Cullens gather foreign vampire clans, including the Denali, the Amazonian, the Egyptian, the Irish, and Romanian covens, and also European and American nomads, to stand as their witnesses to the Volturi, who have ulterior motives for battling the Cullens. With their allies and the Quileute wolf pack, the Cullens defend themselves against the Volturi.
Cast
 Edward Cullen                 Bella Swan                  Jacob Black 
 Esme Clullen              Dr. Carlisle Cullen                Alice Cullen  
      Kellan Lutz        Jackson Rathbone           Nikki Reed   
  Emmett Cullen               Jasper Hale                   Rosalie Hale
 Billy Burke           Chaske Spencer         Mackenzie Foy
Charlie Swan                    Sam Uley                         Renesmee    
   Caius                              Irina                                Marcus
Aro