My Job Is So Boring (and other tales)

I can identify with Morris the exhausted Meerkat
struggling to stay awake while on guard duty.

Filmed at the Dortmund Zoo in Dortmund, Germany.

Ben felt like a born looser after his proposad to Hannah in a public setting didn't go quite as he had expected

Ricky wasn't performing all that well at his job as a quality control inspector

Carl was sure he had the stuff to be a circus acrobat

but was now having second thoughts 

He told her he could help launch her career

Patty screamed she would rather die than do any more filing
Kenny was in charge of Drama Queen control

Sally tries to offer some consolation, 'Daddy, remember it's just a game'

Frank's new flavor formula for Kool Aid wasn't working out

Barry thought he was on the fast track but was beginning to have some doubts

Felix celebrates being named the employee of the month

 Gordy's couldn't understand why his skill as a dinosaur wrangler
was in little demand

Charlie dreams of a career as the maestro of a feline symphony orchestra

Denny isn't sure when his special skill will be needed but he knows Spiderman will have to retire at sometime

John wonders why he never makes it on the team

Steve finds out why Mike is called the Teflon man of the office...
 none of the boss' crap ever seems to sticks on him

Sally lacked that spring in her step and depth perception

It seemed like Marty didn't quite understand the concept of MMA
You missed me you missed me now you've got to kiss me

Mary Poppins made it look so easy

Shirley just couldn't seem to get any traction in her career

Cory's job was beginning to take a toll on his hairline

Jennie finds out why her boys weren't interested in military school

Hank couldn't get over the feeling that he was just spinning his wheels

Stuart was just trying to conduct an interview when his human interfered,
there was no alternative, he had to put Rob in his place

I'm Having Some Trouble

Ring. Ring.

Hello, 911 operator what is the nature of your emergency?

Zombie Pranks by Nick Santonastasso a boy with one arm and no legs

What an inspirational and amazing young man. His childhood is a fantastic story.

This is by no means intended to be a thorough biography of Nick Santonastasso, you can see much more of him on the internet by searching his name or clicking this link: Nick Santo. 

I have posted below a small selection of his videos.
On the Today Show with his parents


Wrestling in High School


He shows how he does everyday activities.


Learning to use C-Legs. This journey started March 21, 2010. He had to start with little short legs with no knees before progressing to the final full size legs. (read more and see video)



My favorites, the Zombie pranks.
No. 1 - In a local store in NJ. (For sound click on the little 'X' by the speaker in the upper left hand corner of the video. Click again to turn the sound off.)

No. 2 - He says he didn't plan on this woman's reaction. (For sound click on the little 'X' by the speaker in the upper left hand corner of the video. Click again to turn the sound off.)


Here he pulls his zombie prank on Norman Reedus one of the stars of 'Walking Dead'.

There is a petition to get him on 'Walking Dead'. It still needs more signatures. (click here to sign and/or help him out)

Singing an emotional rendition of a very personal song brings tears to his eyes, and most probably yours.

What Did You Say?

What did you say?

I'm sorry, my mind was somewhere else.

Happy Valentines Day

You can learn a lot about love from pussycats.

Happy Valentines Day

Kitty Knows Best 3

My cats posted this as a public service announcement

Message to Humans...you can learn a lot if you'll just pay a little attention.

Come on Dave. When will you get it through your head,

I'm only into pussycat.

OK then, but you owe me treats...BIG TIME.

 Keeping up apperances

 It's kind of my 'WWTD' bracelet.

(What Would Teddy Do?)
He'd ask for treats, of course! 

 Break dancing kitty asks, 'Is this camera on...did you get that?'

Do you have treats?

 Come on Doug, I said I was sorry.

Where did you hide my treats?

 Does this coat make my butt look big?
It would be a crime if I had to lower my treats intake.

 At last! They've finally invented a foldable cat.

(What I won't do for treats.)

 It's just that this thing needs to be punished.

When I'm done, I'll need some treats.

Yes, dear, they are all yours, it's just that my kitten toner is running low.

Did you bring treats?

 If Batman and Catman had a fight, who do you think would win?

And, would he win treats?

 Nemo? Who's Nemo?

Where are my treats.

 Come on, I'm Siamese not Japanese. I don't eat sushi...Gross!

But I could go for some treats.

 If you're looking at porn...I'm telling.

But maybe we can make a deal...got treats?

 Then get me some treats.

 The call me chameleon, I'm not quite sure why.

Got any treats?

 Why do you need the 3-D glasses. I'm already here in REAL 3-D.

 No matter how long I live, I don't think I'll ever figure out these humans.
I need some treats to cope.

 No. Are you calling me a liar?

We could talk about it over treats.

 Your touch just slays me.

Treats?

 We have our own code.

Don't interfere.

 Sleeping all day and monitoring everything all night is so exhausting!
I deserve some treats, don't you think?

 Don't even try human...there is no cure.

We are simply too darn cute.
And we can be had for the price of a treat.

Give me treats and I will always be there.

Growing up is hard. Treats please.

 I'm  so glad to see you! HUGS! HUGS!

Did you bring treats?

 See, I told you you need a mustache to go with that beard.

 No, I'm not coming out until you promise to do better.

And this is where they keep the treats, son.

 That's it, get comfortable...he he he he..your bloody days are numbered.

 What the...are you serious? I'm a carnivore.

I'm telling you, I'm perfect for one of those 'Got Milk?' ads.

I used to be a cat.

 The dreaded diagnosis.

 Walking with dinosaurs...

I could get treats myself anytime I wanted.

 My Human needs to get a message to Santa?

He wants lots of treats.

 I'm a victim of stereotyping.

Cleaning up after treats.

 Hello. You are definitely the biggest cat I've ever seen.

Do you have any treats?

 Timmy was always a very dedicated student,

and good students get treats.

My precious.

(But I'll trade it for treats)